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Please give me patience because if you give me strength, I’ll need bail money too.”ġ8. When you are happy, nobody sees your smile. When you are hurt, nobody feels your pain. When you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. I have never been so insulted in my entire life!”ġ6. No matter how much drama is in my life or how much pain my body may be in, I know god is watching over me.”ġ5. “I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.”ġ4. “My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.”ġ3.
I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle!”ġ2.
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